Wednesday, September 3, 2008

The YABUT

We have mysterious creatures that have come to inhabit our house lately. One is the YA-BUT. This creature comes out at the most in-opportune times and really makes parents hair go gray(faster than it is already) This creature only live in peoples homes who have other creatures like toddlers, young children and possibly teenagers too. So if you don't fit into this category find yourself blessed. Another one of these creatures is the IDONTNEEDTO! It also makes calm,caring,loving parents go CRAZY!! An example of the YA-BUT-"Grant turn off the TV you have already watched 40 hours of Curious George today!" "YA-BUT I want to watch 50 hours of Curious George today!!" Another example-"Claire please pick up your princess shoes YA-BUT I am coloring right now!" The IDONTNEEDTO is worse than the YA-BUT! Example"Grant your eyes are the color of a bodily fluid that should have been released 3 days ago that you are still dancing around holding in-GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!! "IDONTNEEDTO" As he is writhing on the couch to the chair to the couch to the chair to the couch to the chair....... Back and for about 50 times. It's amazing how the IDONTNEED to never comes out when it is dinner time or toy clean up time or ice cream time or.... Some how Grant KNOWS at that exact second the Levy is going to burst so he makes a run for it-every time. The worst part of it all-Brig has become a IDONTNEEDTO creature also! I wonder what would happen if the YA-BUT and the IDONTNEED to every came face to face in a fight to the finish, I'm not sure who would win... I guess I'll never know. Until next time, watch out for YA-BUTS and IDONTNEEDTOs.

6 comments:

Jackie Sanders said...

Welcome Back!!!!
Thanks for giving me so so so many things to look forward to as the world turns!!!
I'll remember these, and consult you for advice!!

Abester said...

Hehehe... Auds, you have a way with words. And those little stinkers! They know just where your buttons are and how to push them! Cute kids.

Spencer, Emily, Ashlee said...

We have a whole lot of ya-buts too. Is there any sort of trap I can pick up at Walmart for them?

thekerrclan said...

Well said.

Sherrie said...

So funny Audrey! I think we have those monsters in our house too! We also have one that's called "Twasn't Me"

Jessica said...

We have a few of those around here,too.


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Grant and Claire
Grant and Claire at "Ice Box" Cave

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Water Girl

Water Girl
Claire at the Botanical Garden

Yuck!

Yuck!
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Botanical Gardens

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Mommy Claire

Mommy Claire
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True Love

True Love
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Big Rig Brig

Big Rig Brig
Dimple Doodle Dandy!

"Sun on Moss" By Audrey Beck circa 2008

"Sun on Moss" By Audrey Beck circa 2008
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You are my sunshine!

You are my sunshine!
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Goo!

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Cuyahoga Valley National Park

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White Earth Nation

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Fries with that?

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Grant

Grant
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Fence

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camping in the backyard

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Claire and Mom

Claire and Mom

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The Chair

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Hi!

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Easter Morning

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Food Man

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